Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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pudding

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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No antijoke here.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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All of these jokes are about white people

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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This isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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