Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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