- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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