Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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epic win?

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

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