A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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