- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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