Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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