Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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