- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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