How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's 9+10? 19

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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