- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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