Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

You are joking right?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

why did the blue berry cross the road

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

So a bar walks into a man...

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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