- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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