What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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