How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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