A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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