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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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