What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A man goes to the potty.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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