- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

sky silverstein

Potassium? K.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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