- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

HELLO EVERYONE

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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