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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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