- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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