- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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