THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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