- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Jack Stevens

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!