What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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