- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Dan walked into a jelly fish

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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