- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Get up Look in the mirror

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Emily Walker.

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