what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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