Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A guy at a baseball game....

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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