Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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womens rights.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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