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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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