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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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