A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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