whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Potassium? K.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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