A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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