- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

The child was fired from his job.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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