- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

like most people my age. im 27

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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