- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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