if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

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