Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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well use a tissue!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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no rasist joks

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What does? 42

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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