- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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