why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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