- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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