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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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