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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him