An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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