- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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