What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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