- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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