What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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read this sentence again.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Sarah Palin.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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