What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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read this sentence again.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Sarah Palin.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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