- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

quantum physics?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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