What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Women's rights

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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