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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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