- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Whats two plus two Four!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What's white and black? Color blind.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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