- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Women's rights

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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