Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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i love to lick...

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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