why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Oh, go away

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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FUCK YOU

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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