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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Jebron Lames.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Burp

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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