- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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