What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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