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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Justin Bieber.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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