What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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