- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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