Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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No antijoke here.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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