What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Shltskc gw? G

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Anti Joke

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