- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whose your daddy? Not me

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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