- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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