- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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