- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A guy at a baseball game....

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

poopy is poopy

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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