- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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