WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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