Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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The FCC

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Anti Joke

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