What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Justin Bieber

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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The New York Giants

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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