why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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