- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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