- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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