Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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