What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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