Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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