- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

kennah campion when she talks

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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