My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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