What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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