- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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