What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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