How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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