- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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