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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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