Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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