yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

. . I am a whale

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is green and slow Grass.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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