There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Once upon a time a was born

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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