a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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