What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What is green and slow Grass.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

i saw amango it splootered

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why so serious ?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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