- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

There's my tractor.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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