- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

womens rights.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

There's my tractor.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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