Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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