- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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