- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What page are you on The gay page.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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