What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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