Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A guy at a baseball game....

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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