- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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