- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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