If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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