- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

whats white jizz

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Guest what in the butt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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