- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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It's all Taggart

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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