- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

what are you mike bibby?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Beka has AIDS

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

I'm Polish.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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