why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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womens rights.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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