- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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