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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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