What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

knock knock come in !

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Women's professional sports

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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