- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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