There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Cripples are lame.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Massie is a fatass

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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