knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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