Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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