- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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