Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Women's Rights

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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