What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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