- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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