- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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