- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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