- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your girlfriend.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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