Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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