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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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