Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

kieran is a homosexual

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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