Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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