- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

"Knock knock" Come in!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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