Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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read this sentence again.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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