What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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