Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Neither have I

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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