Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

your so fat. your fat!

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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