- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

There's my tractor.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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