- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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