- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I'm Polish.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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