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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did the man say to his doctor?

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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