What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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