- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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