To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The FCC

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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