- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I'm homeless.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

smell the vitamin C

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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