- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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