- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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