- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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