chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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