- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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