Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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