What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

If you just read this, You're dead.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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