- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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