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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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