To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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tea with milk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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