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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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