Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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This is not funny.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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