- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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