Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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