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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Chick Norris... Enough said

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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