Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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