I hate Jews The Holocaust

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

I'm homeless.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

White men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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