why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Peas

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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