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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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