Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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