- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

woman's rights

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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