Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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