- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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