- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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