- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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