- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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