What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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