- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A baby seal walks into a club.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

woman's rights

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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