- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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