- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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