- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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