- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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