- Anti Joke

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

If life gives you lemonade.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

So a baby seal walks into a club.